three polish astronauts held a news confrence the other day telling the world that they were about to embark on a mission to the sun! a reporter jumped up and stated "ah mission to the sun?" you will burn up alive in space before you even get within ah million miles!!!! one of the astronauts stood up and replied "we've got that all figured out!" "we plan to go at night"
2007-10-08 13:30:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO i lik tht one!
2007-10-08 13:35:02 · answer #1 · answered by Jewels 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Uhm fer your information.. im polish.. really racist.. did you ever think that people will be reading this question? Expecially some of them polish?! You could have said "3 astronauts".
People will accualy read this question. Did you think of that before you posted this?
WASN'T THE ORIGINAL JOKE JUST 3 ARTRONAUTS?
RACIST.
why do you assume they are dummies?
2007-10-08 13:43:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I read this joke but not about Polish astronauts, but about three other dummies talking about their respective countries. Do you think Polish people are so dummies?
2007-10-08 13:46:14 · answer #3 · answered by Suzan K 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
everybody is entitled to an opinion space travel has a powerful effect on the human mind the "U" in UFO means "unidentified" not "little green men from another planet" in the cold war advances in flight and space craft were top secret. you can be sure we have flying craft the government is keeping secret. practical space planes or space drones would be one Why would you expect space farers to be able to cross thousands of light years and then crash in our desert? if they wanted to study us they could either keep secret or just land on the white house lawn Last and most important. if there were real aliens the entire world would have to unite in defense. Remember what happened to primitive tribes who tried to join with the european invaders to keep fighting their own local tribal enemies.? extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof
2016-05-19 02:33:53 · answer #4 · answered by melvin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These were the same pollacks who argued about which one was smarter. first one told the second to hit his hand, which he was holding up in front of a tree. Second pollack swung and first moved his hand, causing the fist of the second to slam into the tree. Second pollack told the third that he was smarter than him, held his hand in front of his face and said "Hit my hand".
2007-10-08 13:41:55 · answer #5 · answered by Dondi 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol kinda racsist for the polish though
still funny though
2007-10-08 13:35:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-08 15:19:41 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Thar sounds about right.
2007-10-08 18:50:33 · answer #8 · answered by Pustic 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
hahaha that's funny
2007-10-08 13:33:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
polocks
2007-10-08 14:44:39 · answer #10 · answered by ♥FANCYS_MAMMA♥ 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋