grabs the doctor by his jacket and hits him in the mouth.
"You bloody pervert",he shouts,"How dare you tell my wife she has a pretty fanny".
The doctor,staggering from the punch says,"You fool,you've got it wrong, I said your wife has acute angina".
2007-10-08 13:13:24 · 8 answers · asked by Crackerjack 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Grytpype-Thynne: Oh, Neddie.
Seagoon: Curses, I'm spotted.
Grytpype-Thynne: Why are you wearing that leopard-skin?
Seagoon: So that's why I'm spotted.
Grytpype-Thynne: Tell me, where are you taking that gold?
Seagoon: I had to think of a good excuse.
Grytpype-Thynne: You're stealing it, aren't you, Neddie?
Seagoon: Blast! Why didn't I think of that?
Grytpype-Thynne: We'll have to give you a week's notice.
Seagoon: Why? What have I done?
Grytpype-Thynne: Nothing, but we're having to cut down on staff. You see, there's been a robbery. Um, would you get that van started while I get my hat and coat?
Seagoon: You coming too?
Grytpype-Thynne: There's no point in staying. There's more money in the van than there is in the bank.
Seagoon: Very well, we'll be partners.
Grytpype-Thynne: Shake.
Seagoon: I give you my hand.
Grytpype-Thynne: I gave him my foot, it was a fair swap.
Announcer: Ten miles he swam. The last three were agony.
Seagoon: They were over land. Finally I fell in a heap on the ground. I've no idea who left it there.
2007-10-08 13:52:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-21 12:31:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaaaaa.....
Three sister, Monica, Phoebe and Fanny, are all invited to a party, so they go to buy new dancing shoes. Monica comes home with a new pair of size 9 stilettos, Phoebe buys a pair of size 10 strappy sandals but poor Fanny, who takes a manly size 14, is forced to go in men's brogues. At the party, Fanny sits alone in the corner watching her sisters hoof it up on the dance floor.
While the two sisters are dancing, two men approach and point down at their feet: "Wow, those are huge feet!" one of the men exclaims.
"If you think those are big," replies Monica proudly, "wait till you see our Fanny's!"
2007-10-09 12:44:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol what a bad misunderstanding ouch that poor doc,but I feel like head butting mine aswell cause she is really stupid,Lol but thanks for the laugh and have a star.xx
2007-10-08 13:27:14 · answer #4 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-08 15:21:10 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow thats messed up
2007-10-08 14:50:45 · answer #6 · answered by ♥FANCYS_MAMMA♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Hilarious!:)
2007-10-08 13:20:47 · answer #7 · answered by tangerine 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
errrmmm - pronounciation... *lol*
2007-10-08 19:56:25 · answer #8 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋