A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears.
"Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.
At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.
If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid,
I'll have nothing left to live for."
2007-10-08 12:32:19 · 7 answers · asked by P!NK 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHA! now that is .... funny
2007-10-08 12:33:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Sad but funny!
2007-10-08 19:37:06 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats great
2007-10-08 22:35:46 · answer #3 · answered by MEMYMOM 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! poor kid....i wouldnt want to know either....
2007-10-08 19:33:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
an original piece. :)
2007-10-09 02:30:21 · answer #5 · answered by Nicey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, so funny! ive never heard that one before! :)! *!
2007-10-08 19:37:47 · answer #6 · answered by Stacie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
AWWW!!! now that is a sad way to look at it....LMAO!
2007-10-08 19:34:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋