with a camel. After several weeks, he is missing the 'company' of a woman and begins to see the camel in a different way. So he decides to 'have a go' at the camel but just as he is about to 'enter' the camel turns round and bites a lump from his right ear. Cursing, he tears a strip of sheeting and binds it round his wounded ear and head and resumes his treck. A few weeks later he's forgotten the pain of his ear and the camel looking decidedly sexy by this time so he tries again.
He's just getting into his stride when the camel turns round and bites his left ear. The pain is terrible and as he binds up his wound he curses the b****d.
Months later he heard a woman's voice coming from behind a sand dune. Help, she's shouting. Please, someone help.
He goes towards the sand dune and finds a beautiful girl spread out and tethered by the hands and ankles and is clearly in a bad way. He cuts her free and nurses her to health.
When she is well, she wishes to repay him.
Anything you
2007-10-08 11:55:54 · 12 answers · asked by Kitty Katty 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
want me to do, I'll do for you.
Anything? he asks. Yes, anything. She looks at him seductively. Just say the words and I'll do whatever you want.
No really, he says, I just wanted you to be well again.
Anything, she says, anything you want.
Are you sure, he asks her.
Anything, she repeats.
Well, he thinks, I haven't had a bit in a long while so ...
There is one thing, he says.
Tell me, she says, and I'll do it.
Well, if you're sure.
Could you hold the camel's head still?
2007-10-08 11:59:54 · update #1
lol! have a star!
2007-10-08 12:06:06 · answer #1 · answered by DAN REVERE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and then she asks him, "How does a camel manage to go so long without a drink?"
"Easy" he answered. "Just before you set off and the camel is having it's last drink from the pond, you go up behind it with a brick in each hand and whack the camels balls in between the two bricks. The camel takes a huge breath inwards, thus taking in extra water, which will last him a long time."
"Phew! she replied. "It must really hurt"
"No, not at all" said the man, "so long as you keep your thumbs out the way!"
2007-10-08 20:33:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the ending? Did the camel kick him by the front? If the camel enjoy it, never mind to tell the even ending story.
2007-10-08 19:15:11 · answer #3 · answered by oregonboy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Poor Camel = (
2007-10-08 19:06:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like camel toe??
2007-10-08 19:09:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ooooh! Thats bad...hahaha!
2007-10-08 19:14:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Long and kinda funny! 10!
2007-10-08 19:34:06 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men are so one tracked minded lol
2007-10-08 19:33:30 · answer #8 · answered by gnomes31 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
same joke differnt situation, but still amusing, just!
2007-10-08 19:09:06 · answer #9 · answered by cowboy_style 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
typical male - they don't see what is right before their eyes *lol*
2007-10-09 04:59:04 · answer #10 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋