hammurabi's code?

Question

i'm trying to create a hammurabi's code for a [school] and for a [teenager].

can u help me come up with one


ex: [for a son]
if a son of a paramour or prostitute say to his adoptive father or mother "you are not my mother, or my father," his toungue shall be cut off.

just one would be fine.
for school-im thinking of something like if your late to class.....something something something

Answer 1

for a school, it's simple;

If you are temporally challenged while spatially moving towards a learning environment, your lower appendages shall be cut off while there so you shall never be temporally challenged again.

Threw in a few big words for ya.
Means If you're late to class, your legs will be cut off at your seat so you'll never be late again.

Answer 2

If you take my pencil, you shall owe me one or I will steal one from you.

If you destroy my restroom, I shall destroy your restroom.