standing in a shop doorway, with her kn*ckers round her ankles, and she's eating a from a bag of chips.
He approaches her and said,
Now then, Miss, what's going on here?
Oh, said the girl, looking up from her chips, has he gawn already?
2007-10-08 11:25:21 · 7 answers · asked by Kitty Katty 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Same girl was involved in a road accident later and as she lay there in the road the paramedic was trying to see if she was conscious.
"How many fingers have I got up?" He says, holding his hand in front of her face.
"Oh no." She screams, "I'm paralyzed from the waist down!"
2007-10-08 11:29:44 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Yep that was ssoo funny here have a star,thanks for the laugh.xx
2007-10-08 19:51:54 · answer #2 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-08 19:53:15 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I saw that one coming.
She obviously didn't!
lol !
Nice one Kitty Katty!
2007-10-08 19:50:52 · answer #4 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
ewww
2007-10-08 18:29:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, now check out my version...enjoy a star...Toe
2007-10-08 18:42:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is really funny.
2007-10-08 18:28:41 · answer #7 · answered by Lisa T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋