A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?".
The Sergeant replied "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel."
The captain said "Well if it's good for moral, then I guess it's all right with me."
After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!"
The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captains quarters. The captain got a foot stool & proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"
The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town."
2007-10-08 11:23:37 · 12 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pmsl thats too funny, keep em coming.
thx for the laugh...star!
2007-10-08 11:33:44 · answer #1 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is a continuation:
The captain could not keep away from camels and he bought a new one from some Arab. He took it some distance away from the fort for privacy, carrying the footstool and placed himself back of the animal, he step on the stool, unbuttoned his trousers and as he's about to enter, the camel takes some steps forward, the captain steps down, carries the stool where the camel is, and starts anew, again, the same story, one more try with the same result, as he starts another try, he hears a piercing woman scream. Quickly he arranges his clothing, draws his pistol and sabre and rushes to where the scream came from. He sees a beautiful woman struggling with some Bedouins with lustful intentions on her, he shoots some and cuts others and they flee. The woman thanks him in tears and says to him, "Mon capitaine you saved my honour, you can have anything from me, I'll do anything for you, just ask what you want!!". He takes a step back, twirls his moustache and says: "Mademoiselle, will you please hold my camel firm??"
2007-10-08 18:50:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2007-10-09 04:02:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny, reminds me of another camel joke.
2007-10-08 18:29:42 · answer #4 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just reminded me of the same joke that I posted last week...
2007-10-09 02:11:51 · answer #5 · answered by Mind-waster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know where you get them from but that was a corker. Very funny.
2007-10-08 18:45:16 · answer #6 · answered by Bezza 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dats a gud yun,oi loike tha bro.
2007-10-08 18:31:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good where do you get them have a star
2007-10-09 10:49:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Real laugh out loud.A star.Thanks.
2007-10-08 18:27:46 · answer #9 · answered by angler 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well that's what I thought it was for!!! So what does that say about me!!! OMG!!!
2007-10-08 18:47:48 · answer #10 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋