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A woman brought a very limp duck in to a veterinary surgeon. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your duck has passed away."

The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied.

"How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black labrador retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table, and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

2007-10-08 10:40:27 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on it's haunches, shook its head, meowed softly, and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100 percent certifiably, a dead duck." Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill.

"$150!", she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!!"

The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the lab report and the cat scan, it's now $150.00."

2007-10-08 10:40:36 · update #1

Mermaid...seeing as how I am not a stalker and dont follow your every answer/question....i dont care if youve posted it.

2007-10-08 11:25:31 · update #2

heres a thumb up anyway

2007-10-08 11:26:03 · update #3

9 answers

That was cute and funny

2007-10-08 10:50:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Lollllllllll

2007-10-10 19:24:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Funny.

2007-10-08 17:48:44 · answer #3 · answered by Princessa Macha Venial 5 · 2 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-10-08 20:12:19 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 2 0

I am sorry, but I don't like this joke only because I POST IT ALL THE TIME!

It is funny, BTW

2007-10-08 17:55:25 · answer #5 · answered by Ariel Mermaid 3 · 2 2

hahahaha funny!!....not gonnna lie tho it took me awhile to get it =)

2007-10-09 14:03:57 · answer #6 · answered by withyou♥ 4 · 2 0

hahah cute!

2007-10-08 17:45:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Good one! lol

2007-10-08 20:22:13 · answer #8 · answered by Alright 6 · 2 0

haha love it!

2007-10-08 22:20:54 · answer #9 · answered by ~love~ 1 · 2 0

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