At a car dealership in Maryland to announce new seat belt legislation: "Belt your family. It's the law."
Seen while traveling in the Yucatan Peninsula: "Broken English spoken perfectly"
At an Applebee's restaraunt: "NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!"
Fitness Center sign: "Self Esteem is feeling good about yourself - regardless of the facts."
In restaurant: "Open seven days a week and weekends."
On the freeway in Boston during a MAJOR transformation of the streets and bridges, etc: "Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was we would have hired their contractor."
A sign in front of an advertising agency in south superhighway, Philippines: "A BUSINESS WITH NO SIGN IS A SIGN OF NO BUSINESS"
A sign in front of a Macadamia Nut Factory in Hawaii: "Caution: Nuts crossing road."
2007-10-08 10:37:11 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now these are good girl pmsl xxxxx
2007-10-08 18:20:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now I've stopped laughing I will answer they are all very funny but my favourites are, the belt your family one and the Boston freeway.
2007-10-08 11:26:44 · answer #2 · answered by Bezza 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some of those are pretty good. I've got one to add. When we were driving through Tennessee we saw a billboard that said, "Tattoos done while you wait." I'm not sure if they were intentionally trying to be funny or not!
2007-10-08 10:42:55 · answer #3 · answered by luckythirteen 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
All very funny, especially the one about rome x have a star!
2007-10-08 10:41:51 · answer #4 · answered by nat 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-08 15:33:21 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Except for the first one, they are all funny! I never find violence, real or implied, funny!
2007-10-08 10:57:05 · answer #6 · answered by baeb47 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some good ones there.
2007-10-08 10:54:33 · answer #7 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Those people who had these ideas must not have known what "redundant" means.
2007-10-08 10:44:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice, those are funny. Keep em up!
2007-10-08 10:44:26 · answer #9 · answered by 0DRK0 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
giggle giggle lol
2007-10-08 11:01:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋