A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at
the bar and orders four very expensive drinks. The bartender serves them
on a silver tray, setting all four in front of the patron. The man then
consumes all four drinks in a matter of seconds. The bartender comments,
"Wow, you sure must have a problem." "If you had what I had," the man
replies, "you'd drink them fast, too." Leaning over, the sympathetic
bartender asks, "What do you have?" "Fifty cents," the man answers
2007-10-08 10:13:29 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny! LOL!
2007-10-08 10:15:54 · answer #1 · answered by Semp-listic! 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Good One, I know a pretty close one.
A young man enters the Bar and asks the bartender to serve him three shots of tequila.
The Bartender serves them to him and he takes all three shots as soon as he gets them.
The bartender says wow. that was fast are you okay.
The young man replies " i just had my first BJ"
The bartender says congrats I will give you a shot on the house.
The young man replies " no that's okay if three shots don't take the nasty taste out of my mouth nothing will"
2007-10-08 17:21:24 · answer #2 · answered by Jsand76 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
An Irishman goes into the same bar and orders three whiskies. The barman puts them in front of him and asks "Why three whiskies sir, are you expecting friends?"
"Well." Replies the Irishman, "I'm drinking these other two for Paddy and Mick who can't make it tonight."
The following two nights see the same ritual, but on the fourth night the Irishman only orders two whiskies.
"Only two whiskies tonight sir?" Asks the barman.
"Yes." Replies the Irishman ruefully. "Mick's been taken ill and the doctor's given him some tablets and told him not to drink for the next three days until he's better!"
2007-10-08 17:20:57 · answer #3 · answered by quatt47 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Really funny
2007-10-08 17:31:30 · answer #4 · answered by pooja 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow...that must happen a lot in real life too. Lol.
2007-10-08 17:17:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one
2007-10-08 17:15:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful, that's really cute.
Cheers!
2007-10-08 17:20:34 · answer #7 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha......thats pretty funny. heard something similar before but still made me smile....thank you.
2007-10-08 17:16:48 · answer #8 · answered by Chewyconor 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not funny!
2007-10-08 17:26:08 · answer #9 · answered by nat 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Someone's in trouble.LOL.I'm glad it's not me.
2007-10-08 17:21:36 · answer #10 · answered by william5109 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋