2007-10-08 10:08:14 · 25 answers · asked by Stephanie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Also,when God said "Let there be light",Chuck Norris said "Say Please!"
2007-10-08 10:19:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinite...twice.
2007-10-08 10:37:35 · answer #2 · answered by vegan&proud 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Wow! I knew that Chuck Norris was pretty amazing, but this takes the cake!:)
2007-10-08 10:10:42 · answer #3 · answered by tangerine 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL, this is funny since it's impossible, unless Chuck Norris got jiggy in the womb
2007-10-08 10:15:37 · answer #4 · answered by PraiseTheLordAlways 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris doesn't lose anything. He's very responsible.
2007-10-08 10:10:32 · answer #5 · answered by HermioneW 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That Norris is just plain fast..
How fast is he?
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
2007-10-08 10:18:09 · answer #6 · answered by theladygeorge 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but that's the Hoff you're talking about there.
Did you know that David Hasselhoff once played tennis against a wall and won?
2007-10-08 10:11:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, several times.
2007-10-08 10:10:19 · answer #8 · answered by ep50 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, think about that one for a minute, if it is his dad that means that in order for him to be alive he would have had to do you know what in order for Chuck to even be alive.
2007-10-08 10:11:53 · answer #9 · answered by ehrlich 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad aiming dad.
2007-10-08 10:10:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwww!
2007-10-08 10:13:07 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋