Three girls died and were brought to the gates of
heaven. Upon entering the gate, they were halted
by St. Peter and his obedient angel.
St. Peter asked the girls, "Before entering you
must answer this simple question." "Which is ...?",
they replied in unison. "Have you been a good girl?",
he asked the first girl.
"Oh yes", she said. "I was a virgin before I got
married and was still virgin even after I got married."
"Very good", said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl ...
the golden key."
"Have you been a good girl?", he asked the second girl.
"Oh, quite good", she said. "I was a virgin before I
got married but was not after I got married." "Very good",
said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl ... the silver key."
"Have you been a good girl?", he asked the third girl.
"Oh no, not at all," she said. "I practically had sex with
every guy I met before and after I got married. Anywhere,
anytime."
"Very good," said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl ...
my room key."
2007-10-08 10:02:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO. And how did St. Peter get access to the keys to heaven? Haha.
2007-10-08 10:10:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Reminds me of the two nuns and Mother Superior who all got killed in a car crash and ended up outside the pearly gates.
"Now then." Says St Peter. "Before you come in you have to answer a question correctly. Now, sisters first." And turning to the first nun says. "When God created Earth what was the name of the first man?"
"Oooh." Says the nun, pleased with herself at getting such an easy question. "It was Adam."
"Right." Says St Peter. "You're in."
Turning to the second nun he says "And when God created Adam and gave him a wife by what name was she known?"
"Oh I know this one." Smiles the second nun, equally pleased, "It was Eve."
"Correct." Says St Peter, "You're in."
Looking at the Mother Superior he continues, "You know sister, being as you're a Mother Superior and should know more than these two nuns, your question will have to be a little bit harder."
"I'm ready." Says the M S confidently.
"OK," Says Pete. "What were the first words Eve said to Adam when, naked, they met in the garden of Eden for the firsty time?"
"Oh." Says the Mother Superior, crestfallen, "That's a hard one!"
"Correct." Says St Peter, "You're in."
2007-10-08 18:27:11 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
St. Peter DA PIMP!
2007-10-08 17:15:04 · answer #3 · answered by Stephanie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good, but not enough to lmao.
2007-10-08 17:22:06 · answer #4 · answered by gigglings 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it
2007-10-08 17:07:09 · answer #5 · answered by meri 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw that one coming.LOL
2007-10-08 17:08:50 · answer #6 · answered by william5109 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lollll
2007-10-08 17:14:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hhahhaha
2007-10-08 17:08:15 · answer #8 · answered by madhavan n 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny! loved it! thanks for the laugh!
2007-10-08 17:06:11 · answer #9 · answered by squishy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋