A man walks into a bar, and half his head is an orange. (yes the fruit) He orders a pint, and the barman looks at him in amazement and says "Did you know half your head is an orange?" The man says yes, he did. The barman asks why, and how. "Well..." the man begins. "I found a lamp in my attic, and I rubbed it, and a genie came out. He said he would grant me three wishes. So i wished for money, a car, and that half my head was an orange."
You know you laughed!
2007-10-08 09:46:58 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it's funny because its ridiculous... i guess i'm alone with my sense of humour then. waaa.
2007-10-08 09:50:55 · update #1
i dont find that funny...........
2007-10-08 09:49:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a bar and said "OUCH" it was an iron bar
2007-10-08 09:56:06 · answer #2 · answered by gary t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why would sum1 wish for half their head to be an orange? And why is that funny? :~)
2007-10-08 09:50:50 · answer #3 · answered by TC 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little chuckle but why on earth would someone wish that.
2007-10-08 09:50:24 · answer #4 · answered by Mimi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why would you want half of your head to be an orange... why not the whole thing??
2007-10-08 09:49:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's funny man, very brithish style and ridiculous.
it is not easy to balance one out like that. real comedy.
2007-10-10 10:21:10 · answer #6 · answered by javier si 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol still got half a wish left lol
2007-10-08 09:50:51 · answer #7 · answered by ROBERT S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you must have run out of juice how could anybody possibly laugh at that, its stupid.
2007-10-08 10:22:38 · answer #8 · answered by debray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats so bloody random its genius. I'm guffawing like hyena.
Nice One.
2007-10-08 09:52:17 · answer #9 · answered by Seed Plower 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you know that is a little weird right. So did you really laugh when you heard that
2007-10-08 09:50:28 · answer #10 · answered by Cutie Pie 911 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm..tsk tsk.....i found a genie and wished one for money two for more money and three for that joke to never exist...
2007-10-08 09:49:37 · answer #11 · answered by petrelli 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋