the ark in the film needed to be around 5 yards wider to comfortably accomodate ALL of the critters. And who knew God looks so much like the guy from Glory?
Trigonomical.
2007-10-08 09:32:47 · 9 answers · asked by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Print: That kinda reminds me of when Jerry runs into this vent thing about a foot about his hole, so Tom crams his hand in there. As Tom's distracted, Jerry runs out of his holw, grabs the cat's tail, and takes it back inside. Then Jerry shoves the end up the tail up around where Tom's feelin around, and Tom yanks as hard as he can on it and pulls his WHOLE DAMN BODY into Jerry's hole home. And there's like a flute/muted trumpet combo playing the whole time. Ahhhh, good times.
2007-10-08 09:44:09 · update #1
The other day, I saw a documentary about this clever rabbit. Over and over, he evaded a very capable hunter, until the hunter chased him into his hole. Then guess what the rabbit did...
He took the hunter's shotgun, BENT THE BARREL SO IT CAME OUT OF ANOTHER HOLE BEHIND THE HUNTER, and when the hunter pulled the trigger, he shot himself in the rear end!
That was one cool documentary. And the soundtrack was AWESOME!
EDIT:
Hee hee, I saw that one too. Those were some well made films, huh?
2007-10-08 09:39:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Actually, the animals just needed to be about 3% smaller. The size of the ark was fine.
2007-10-08 16:36:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
Triginomical indeed. It makes 3 points clear. The 2 you mentioned, and the third is that Jesus was black.
2007-10-08 16:41:48 · answer #3 · answered by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah its odd, he used to look like an old jewish man who smoked cigars and said Goodnight Gracie.
2007-10-08 16:37:14 · answer #4 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, you'd BETTER use your spell check Brandon. Dammit, I can't find one spelling error. But you shall stumble, and when you do, guess who'll be there with a Big Red Pen!
2007-10-08 16:59:29 · answer #5 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And Evan looks alot like that guy Andy who lost his virginity at the age of 40.... I wonder if Andy hears that one alot?
OMG Printninja...I just spit coffee all over myself reading your post!!! Friggin HYSTERICAL!!!!!
2007-10-08 16:37:52 · answer #6 · answered by Adam G 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Evan Almighty - proof that special effects don't help a comedy. (Well, past a certain point.)
2007-10-08 16:38:12 · answer #7 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The documentary was completely accurate, you're a sinner and you will burn in hell for eternity if you don't think so! =P
2007-10-08 16:39:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
did you read Jesus's biography??? i didn't like it much. and who knew but they left out one part Noah was a drunk
2007-10-08 16:43:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who knew!
2007-10-08 16:35:54 · answer #10 · answered by Uliju 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋