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let it down slowly

rat poison only kills rats

i'll get your toast out

it's strong enough for both of us

this dosn't taste right

i can make this light before it changes

nice doggie

i can do that with my eyes closed

i've done this before

well we've made it this far

that's odd

okay this is the last time

with those guns, those guys couldn't hit the side of a......

don't be so superstitious

now watch this

this planet has an atmosphere just like on earth

what duck??

:D star if you laugh!! :D
have a good day!

2007-10-08 09:28:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

What about?-

-I don't see a red wire?
-Where's Johnny?
-If I don't come back...
-I'll go first
-See you at the bottom

All good ones too, but I liked "that's odd".

2007-10-08 09:38:59 · answer #1 · answered by Puddlemere United Fan 6 · 0 0

2 points

2016-05-19 01:16:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Those are really funny! Some of my other favorites are:
- I wonder where the mother bear is
- It's probably just hibernating
- Pull the pin and count to what?

2007-10-08 09:32:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

More famous last words "I promise I'll pull out on time"

" My parents won't be home till late"

" George W. bush will never get elected president"

2007-10-08 09:33:41 · answer #4 · answered by backtothepast 3 · 3 0

"Pedestrians have the right of way."

My personal favorite.

General John Sedgwick, overlooking the battlefield. "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...." (Killed by a cannonball blast)

2007-10-08 09:40:29 · answer #5 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 1 0

yea, im srry, but i didnt find that funii and usually i laugh at the stupidist things...srry =(

2007-10-08 09:47:54 · answer #6 · answered by Andrea Gracexox 5 · 0 0

Classic!

Oh, I've got one:

Aaaaaarrrrgh. :)

2007-10-08 09:31:20 · answer #7 · answered by Dibship 2 · 1 0

ouch. ugh end see you bye bye

2007-10-08 09:40:15 · answer #8 · answered by gerard h 3 · 0 0

lmao

2007-10-08 09:30:59 · answer #9 · answered by Melissa 4 · 0 0

I will call you!

2007-10-08 09:31:46 · answer #10 · answered by chez006 3 · 0 0

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