because every time we take a collection, they come up a little short.
2007-10-08 07:13:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
They don't discriminate against short people
They just overlook them.
2007-10-08 07:24:21 · answer #1 · answered by Tzadiq 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
It's time to find another church.
Our church gives out really small sacraments, and the other day I tried to take two, and they pulled the pan away from me, like I was committing some kind of sin or something.
2007-10-08 14:25:57 · answer #2 · answered by Saint Nearly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leviticus 21: 16-23
The LORD said to Moses,
17 "Say to Aaron: 'For the generations to come none of your descendants who has a defect may come near to offer the food of his God.
18 No man who has any defect may come near: no man who is blind or lame, disfigured or deformed;
19 no man with a crippled foot or hand,
20 or who is hunchbacked or dwarfed, or who has any eye defect, or who has festering or running sores or damaged testicles.
21 No descendant of Aaron the priest who has any defect is to come near to present the offerings made to the LORD by fire. He has a defect; he must not come near to offer the food of his God.
22 He may eat the most holy food of his God, as well as the holy food;
23 yet because of his defect, he must not go near the curtain or approach the altar, and so desecrate my sanctuary.
2007-10-08 14:18:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?
A finite number: one to perform the task and an additional number to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
2007-10-08 14:16:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
That isn't discrimination.That is a good thing.That is honoring the little people.
2007-10-08 14:16:51 · answer #5 · answered by Demopublican 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny. I'm sure little people everywhere will agree.
2007-10-08 14:17:00 · answer #6 · answered by Bran McMuffin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha.
2007-10-08 14:19:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOHH....*rim shot*!
He's got a million of 'em folks! Tip your waitresses, try the veal!
2007-10-08 14:19:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats how thay control people thay think thay are no 1 on this planet and if you are not with them thay hate you and send you to there fairy tale hell
2007-10-08 14:19:24 · answer #9 · answered by andrew w 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha!
2007-10-08 14:24:37 · answer #10 · answered by The_Cricket: Thinking Pink! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋