Heaven is waiting ?

Question

Ugly People

Once there was a bus of 100 ugly people. The bus swerved off the road and they all died. When they went to Heaven God felt bad for them and gave them each one wish. The first guy came up and said... "I wish I was handsome." So God made him handsome. So next a woman came up and said... "I wish I was beautiful." So God made her beautiful. They came up one by one wishing to be beautiful and handsome. Meanwhile, the guy in the back is laughing hysterically. God asks him what is so funny. "Oh nothing" he says. When his turn arises God says, "Okay whats your wish?" He replies, "pfft, make em all ugly again."

Answer 1

Ace.
What a sick bast@rd. Brilliant

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Great !! Well deserved star

Answer 4

Ha ha, that's really funny- you get a star :)

Answer 5

now that is just sad

my kind of sad

heh heh heh

Answer 6

heard it before but still good!

Answer 7

the standard of jokes today is v high. what you all bin smokin?

Answer 8

that is awesome, never heard that before, lol

Answer 9

That was good

Answer 10

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hey Jesse , you dont have originality!!!!!!!