1. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
2. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness."
3. Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog!
4. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
5. Hand me that... uh... that uh... that thingy there.
6. Oh no! Where's my Rolex.
7. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?
8. There go the lights again?
9. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys? and this guy's got two of 'em."
10. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
11. Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing off my concentration.
12. What's this doing here?
13. I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
14. That's cool. Now can you make his leg twitch by pressing that one?!
15. Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
16. Sterile schmerile. The floor's clean, right?
17. OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
18. This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
19. Nurse, did this patient sign an organ donation card?
20. Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
21. What do you mean "You want a divorce?!?"
22. FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
23. Oh no! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
2007-10-08 03:15:52 · 26 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hilarious but i bet it's true ....pmsl
2007-10-08 08:22:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Make mine a double he wont be needing his All together now HEAVE What time does the golf club close better hurry I'm sure we had 5 clamps now there's only 4 So I said to the tutor when do I qualify again after suspension Nurse what do we do next? You put his left leg, in left leg out, in out shake it all about (Hokey Cokey) There you are right as rain six on the left four on the right.
2016-04-07 21:21:56 · answer #2 · answered by Michele 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG my contact lens fell out
2007-10-08 08:41:18 · answer #3 · answered by Sarah X 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha think I heard some of these my last surgery...thx for the laugh..star
2007-10-08 03:23:39 · answer #4 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i take it back this one is 10 times better oh good im still laughing lol
2007-10-08 03:45:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
that is the best i have heard in such a long time, thank you for the laugh, it was sooooo good,,, star for you,, if anymore like that keep them coming.. GREAT. lol xxx
2007-10-09 10:40:30 · answer #6 · answered by little star 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I once woke up during surgery to see the guy sewing me up. It's not funny, especially when you are a four year old kid.
2007-10-08 05:38:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
I've heard no.2 in real life...lol
2007-10-11 04:21:50 · answer #8 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i liked 2 the best. that would scare the crap out of me.
2007-10-12 06:59:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny keep it coming
2007-10-08 03:33:12 · answer #10 · answered by emmydiva 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋