A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle.
But is not only that Mum, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want.
In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren. Your daughter, Judith.
P.S.: Mum, it's not true. I'm at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in the desk drawer.
2007-10-08 03:12:23 · 34 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Omg I would have died if I got that letter. Pmsl thats a good one...star!
2007-10-08 03:26:06 · answer #1 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Laugh Out Loud
2007-10-08 03:21:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-06 07:35:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that is to funny but that can sometimes get you into more trouble then the report card itself... well it would have with my mom
2007-10-08 03:41:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I should have thought of that one!! ILMAO!! My Mom would have hit the floor before she finished reading it!!!
2007-10-08 08:55:05 · answer #5 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, have a star
2007-10-08 20:58:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahhahahaaaaa, now i know how my mother felt pmsl.
2007-10-08 04:50:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one...Good One...GOOD ONE!!! Mom's probably kissing that report card about now!!!! STAR 4 U!!
2007-10-08 03:53:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
christ how bad was the report card?
can't have been any worse than any of mine.
starred
2007-10-08 04:24:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats a good one i wonder how many kids are gonna try that one now....lol
2007-10-08 03:16:51 · answer #10 · answered by SaChiE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋