Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous. A physician claims that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out ... "
8.. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."
And the best one of all ...
13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up here?"
2007-10-08 02:20:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Prior to a prostate exam I actually joked with the doctor, saying "Hey doc, if I enjoy this, how many times can I get you to repeat the procedure? The attending nurse dropped her clipboard !
2007-10-08 04:12:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have gone thru the test and I could definitely believe those comments. Very, very funny.
2007-10-08 02:54:17 · answer #2 · answered by 'Old & Cudley' 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-10-08 02:24:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cuz of my age, I know I need to get one of these, but I keep putting it off for the reasons above.... =)
2007-10-08 03:21:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe...Thanks for the laugh so early in the morning babe! I have GOT to keep that one to share!!! lol =D
2007-10-08 03:01:50 · answer #5 · answered by F-1 says KISS IT! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2007-10-08 03:21:42 · answer #6 · answered by *Fletch* 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
like item #11 it is a miserable failure
2007-10-08 02:33:56 · answer #7 · answered by madhavan n 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-10-08 02:27:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-08 03:11:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very very funny, thanks and have a good one.
2007-10-08 03:36:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋