The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the Afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on
2007-10-08 02:08:45 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Texan, hey darlin'.....hope you had a great weekend. ((Hugs))
2007-10-08 02:14:29 · update #1
The real Queen of South Phuket: Mornin' girl! xo
2007-10-08 02:26:05 · update #2
Good morning Shy Gurl!
Good to see you back in fine form!
2007-10-08 02:12:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When did you say you were going to be at that
comedy club. You could raise money for the
worst politician BRAVO
2007-10-08 06:40:12 · answer #2 · answered by Jazzy Lady 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for a much needed laugh on a Monday morning :-D Have a great day :-)
2007-10-08 03:47:05 · answer #3 · answered by ♫brokenangel♫ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
so damned true! but after 23 years with the same man i've become quite inventive, the guys my husband works with still salute him everyday, oh the things i could teach!!
2007-10-08 04:00:08 · answer #4 · answered by Ronni 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I accidentally took meth once; it was mixed with the drug I thought I was taking alone. I talked about the industrial revolution for 4 hours straight.
2016-05-18 22:59:57 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now if that don't just say it all.LMAO! thats why i ony keep a guy until the 3rd kind after that its a bad screw!
2007-10-08 03:49:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You forgot no8 where you can tell she is loving it from the hair on her head to the tag on her toes
2007-10-08 03:36:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha thats funny
2007-10-08 03:17:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
holy bat balls batman on on the fifth kind..ok who wants to be my boyfriend before i get to the sixth sex?
2007-10-08 03:55:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sometimes #6 is the other way around.
thanks for the chuckle.
2007-10-08 03:57:33 · answer #10 · answered by frostbite 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋