A man was driving down a road on easter eve. He saw a big hare in the distance and slammed on his brakes. He couldn't stop in time and hit it. He got out and cried because he killed the easter bunny. He sat there for a few minutes until a lady drove by and stopped. She asked him "whats wrong". He said "I've killed the easter bunny". She said "Hang on a second i'll be right back". The lady walked back into her car and got out a spray can. She sprayed the hare with it. The hare got up and hopped off, waving every 10 meters. The man was amazed. he asked what it was. She said " hair spray, Brings dead hair back to life and adds extra wave".......
2007-10-08 01:55:25 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good! 10/10
2007-10-08 01:58:39 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Its slightly corny - But I write corny jokes for a website so I appreciate it!
2007-10-09 00:48:19 · answer #2 · answered by unibumgrl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly but created the effect it is supposed to.
2007-10-08 09:10:03 · answer #3 · answered by Tulip 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes!first time i heard it i was literally pmsl....not many jokes make me laugh like that.
2007-10-08 08:57:51 · answer #4 · answered by sharon19833 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love it!!!!
It made me P.I.M.P.
(Pee In My Pants)
And R.O.T.F.
(Roll On The Floor)
2007-10-08 09:06:46 · answer #5 · answered by The Girl With Kaleidoscope Eyes 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it, I can give you a kiss for this
2007-10-09 00:32:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Love it!
2007-10-08 08:58:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-08 09:12:37 · answer #8 · answered by Sarah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
honestly it's corny. But its "corniness" makes it funny!
2007-10-08 09:03:06 · answer #9 · answered by james 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol.
that was pretty good. 10.
thanks for sharing too.
2007-10-08 08:59:15 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋