I was a bit depressed last night so i rang the samaritans, I was put through to a call centrein pakistan, I told bthem i was a bit suicidal they got all excited and asked if i could fly a plane!!
2007-10-08 01:21:47 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cheer up everyone!
you were'nt offended, you even laughed!
i like it bro, here's a star!
2007-10-08 01:29:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-10-08 01:58:43 · answer #2 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just what the doctor ordered NON PC jokes Bring em on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mind out some one with no sense of humour could report it some of mine wer'nt as bad and I had them removed by the mafia!
2007-10-08 05:05:20 · answer #3 · answered by george d 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, Loki, you can't fly a plane.
hhehehehehehe
2007-10-08 03:50:35 · answer #4 · answered by lavendertg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Listen to music that aren't sad, this makes you forget your sins or whatever your depressed of.
2007-10-08 01:25:49 · answer #5 · answered by rica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is soo funny but a little offensive to some...oh well it was still awesome.
2007-10-08 01:55:47 · answer #6 · answered by Sarah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BAD JOKE. Insulting. Awful.
2007-10-08 01:24:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Sorry dude, that was so unfunny I've almost turned off my PC
2007-10-08 01:24:57 · answer #8 · answered by mark 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
you are so out of order..i nearly fried my laptop thanks to you..it doesn't seem to like me spitting out my juice on it whilst laughing my head off..add to that the coughing fit i had and i think you may realise the error of your ways..lol..seriously though..loved it
2007-10-08 02:17:04 · answer #9 · answered by Jools 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty, naughty Loki.
*Giggles.*
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2007-10-08 01:24:28 · answer #10 · answered by L8F20G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋