Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: I) no mind ii) no business
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
Intention of driving.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
2007-10-07 23:38:43 · 7 answers · asked by PC 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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Elle why not. If I can post a joke about the other sex surely I should be able to post a joke against my own. Key word is joke. I also believe in 'if you can dish it out you should be able to receive it too'
2007-10-07 23:56:11 · update #1
wahahaha....good one Papa Chuck...
some of those were true..
but that what makes guys lovable..
2007-10-08 17:02:46 · answer #1 · answered by Cher 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol some were a bit tough on the poor old guys but some were very funny number 1 was cool & spot on hahah :) j/k
2007-10-08 06:53:33 · answer #2 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good ones! 100!
2007-10-08 06:51:14 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most of them are very funny!!! Any more???? Also I am surprised a guy posted these jokes....why did you?
2007-10-08 06:44:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Alright Traitor can you spell Treason, Court martial, Firing squad?
2007-10-08 07:00:49 · answer #5 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Turn in your man card, Papa!!
Cute, unless you're a guy.
2007-10-08 07:48:05 · answer #6 · answered by Warren D 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha... Me likey
2007-10-08 06:43:25 · answer #7 · answered by JinMu 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋