At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. 'No woman,' said one man, scornfully, 'can keep a secret.'
'I don't know about that,' answered a blonde woman guest. 'I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.'
'You'll let it out some day,' the man insisted.
'I hardly think so!' responded the blonde lady. 'When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever.'
A blonde had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might have the sentence, "If you can read this you're too damn close" embroidered on her panties and bra.
"Yes Madame," said the clerk. "I'm quite certain that could be done. Would you prefer block or script letters?"
"Braille," she replied.
2007-10-07 23:37:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yep funny
2007-10-07 23:40:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Laugh Out Loud
2007-10-08 00:14:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-10-07 23:40:54 · answer #3 · answered by Different 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In the first one she gave her age away without realising it. In the second one braille is raised making it closer. omg those were true blonde jokes. lmao.
2007-10-07 23:42:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-07 23:50:03 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2007-10-08 00:35:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-21 10:27:15 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
certainly funny
especially the second, being a bit naughty
2007-10-08 00:53:01 · answer #8 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-08 00:21:18 · answer #9 · answered by cinderella 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those a excellent. lol
2007-10-08 00:07:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋