Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!)
Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.
Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
2007-10-07 23:31:09 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Element Name: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)
Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.
Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.
Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
2007-10-07 23:31:26 · update #1
brilliant!
funny & true, honey...
2007-10-08 00:56:12 · answer #1 · answered by Nova 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-10-07 23:48:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow is that still doing the rounds - I see that's misplaced lots of the references to older movies. My widespread grow to be continually, "All procuring bags continually incorporate a minimum of one French loaf."
2016-12-14 10:57:18 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-07 23:36:54 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's the funniest (and probably the most truthful) thing i've heard all day.....thanx for the laugh... LOL :-D
2007-10-07 23:45:19 · answer #5 · answered by whitelighter 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg what oh what will you think of next. Those have me in stitches. lmao.
2007-10-07 23:49:32 · answer #6 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha that's really funny! perhaps you could add another section of element : kid! :D:D
2007-10-07 23:35:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaHA I am bursting my sides laughing. lol
2007-10-07 23:36:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's funny AND accurate. lol
2007-10-07 23:36:12 · answer #9 · answered by A derka der 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-08 04:20:17 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋