3 explorers a frenchman, an englishman and a New Yorker, are captured by a fierce tribe and waiting in a hut for their sentence. The Chief walks in and tells them:" We will kil all of you and use your skins to make canoe. You choose how to die"!!
The frenchman says:" I want ze poizon. Vive la France!", drinks it and dies.
The enlishman says:" Please, I want a pistol. God save the Queen!", points the pistol to his head and blows his brain out.
The New Yorker says:" I'd like a fork!". The Chief is puzzled but gives him the fork.
The New Yorker, starts jabbing himself all over his body. His stomach, his sides, his arms and legs. There is blood gushing all over! It's horrible to watch! The Chief is appalled and screams:" Stop it, what are you doing?"
The New Yorker looks at the Chief and says:" So much for your canoe, you a- -hole!!!!"
2007-10-07 23:29:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA HA!! Brilliant! :)
2007-10-07 23:35:27 · answer #1 · answered by JinMu 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-07 23:32:58 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first smile of the morning...thanks Clo!!! ♥
2007-10-08 00:58:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao...good one clo!
2007-10-08 00:28:03 · answer #4 · answered by Daisy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ah..painfull death i reckon!! painfull and slow..hahahaha
2007-10-07 23:34:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol pretty good!!
2007-10-07 23:35:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ouch!......lol
2007-10-08 00:33:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋