A man tried to join the marines.Sergent said what did you do in your civilian life?He said I was a bloop maker.He said we dont want you try the navy.The navy said we dont want you try the Airforce.Airforce said try the Army.Army said we might take you but tell us what does a bloop maker do?He said I get up at 7 O Clock every morning I go and drive up this big hill I make a right where these farmers are working I make a left at the second corner.I go straight until I get to this big oak tree.turn left go straight and there is a big barn.I open the door to the barn and I have to change into my thermal underware and I open the door to this walk in freezer I go through to the other side and change clothes.I then go in this large room In the room is a big wooden box I open the door where a trunk is I open that box and find the tin foil ball I unwrap it and then there is a plastic bag inside the bag there is a rock I take out the rock and throw it in the lake and it goes bloop.
2007-10-07
20:33:51
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