but I cant keep up the quota......what should I do so I dont disappoint my G-d?
2007-10-07 20:09:26 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Your fault.Taking 7 days for a weak,it should have been either 21 or 28.You can't screw in fractions,can you?Re draw your religion and work hard.All the best.
2007-10-07 20:16:20 · answer #1 · answered by brkshandilya 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You describe each and every of the spectacular "perks" for your self as this non secular chief, yet would you be keen to die on your "concept" (faith), like Jesus did… an excruciating loss of life which incorporates enduring horrendous torture and having the beard actually ripped off your face and the flesh on your decrease back torn off directly to the bones by skill of whips with nails and glass tied to the ends? and would desire to you Resurrect decrease back to existence from the lifeless like Jesus did to grow to be the “King of Kings”, which no different human or prophet in the worldwide or throughout the time of history has been waiting to dublicate or accomplish? the possibilities are a great fat 0. Your thought is baseless fancy communicate.
2016-10-21 10:19:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh I get it, you have sex with several women a week to makeup for the fact that your not a man. I going to tell you a little secret buddy, having sex with many different women does not make you a man; it only proves how childish you are. Grow up.
2007-10-07 20:35:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
L.O.L.
Are you part of the whole Islam dance?
They believe killing
Americans gets them 27 virgins in Heaven, which to me, makes their God the ultimate pimp!
Although I gather you created this question for one of 4reasons, or all 4...
a) You are looking for humor
b) You are looking for attention
c) You think we as intelligent people actually would believe such a line of sh-t!
d) You are in dire need of a Mental Health Professional
That's all the humor I have love, but please, get a life, your fantasies are unreal!
2007-10-07 20:29:02 · answer #4 · answered by Candy S 1 · 4⤊ 2⤋
You need a priest (me) who can get you through the fine print of this commandment. The trick is, you don't have to find NEW 27 women a week. Simply recruit a good thirty women into your church, and then the ritual can repeat itself all the time with the same women.
Now go my child, legs is the word. Go spread the word!
2007-10-07 20:19:53 · answer #5 · answered by rawlings12345 4 · 3⤊ 4⤋
1. stay away from my sister.
2. go get checked.
3. drop that religion.
2007-10-07 20:16:34 · answer #6 · answered by That Guy Drew 6 · 9⤊ 0⤋
Surrender.
2007-10-07 20:12:57 · answer #7 · answered by Temple 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Make a new testement that says you only have to do 6 women a week.
2007-10-07 20:13:20 · answer #8 · answered by ͏҉ ßõhrçmrïñsÿ★ 6 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Outsource it
2007-10-07 20:20:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
do what He says. Not what you created.
2007-10-07 20:15:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋