I knew this guy right and he had been feeling sick for quite sometime now
I had been telling him to go see a doctor and because his situation was getting so bad he decided to go see a doctor so off we went.
He went into the doctors room sat down and was told that he had some sort of rare intestinal virus. He was subscribed with suppositries and told to take two a day. The doctor said he would give him the first one.
Once we got back to his house I had a few beers and left then it was time for his next one so he asked his wife if she could do it. So she put her hand on his shoulder and thrusted the supositry into his @ss.
He screamed and his wife said "What's wrong? Did I hurt you?"
He said "No - I just realised the doctor had both hands on my shoulders!!!"
2007-10-07 18:09:59 · 18 answers · asked by Honey 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I am a nurse: That is so funny, I was roflmbo:) Red face and all!!
Thanks for a good laugh and a great start to my day! Here is a star for you:), you have worked hard to get this and it’s well earned:)
Lol:) Thanks:):)
Rags37: ) ;)
2007-10-09 01:39:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
President Bush was in a meeting with the Joint Chiefs of Staff and one was briefing him about the days violence in Iraq. The Joint Chief tell him that 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in combat. President Bush puts his head down and appeared to be crying. After a few akward moments, he lifts his head and asks the Joint Chief, “How many is a brazillion?” A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.” When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil. A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That’s not it” and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army. The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: “That’s it.”
2016-04-07 10:32:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It took me a few read throughs, but I got it. Ha!
2007-10-07 18:14:06 · answer #3 · answered by DeltaKilo3 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ish! A butt Pirate! But funny as long as it is not your husband!
2007-10-07 18:14:11 · answer #4 · answered by gigi 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Send me the doctors address
2007-10-08 20:44:00 · answer #5 · answered by Laura Q 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
super joke
2007-10-07 18:17:52 · answer #6 · answered by intimadatein 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Apparently I lost my sense of humor, sorry
2007-10-07 18:47:28 · answer #7 · answered by flamingo 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋
hahahaha thats gross but funny
2007-10-07 18:12:43 · answer #8 · answered by Rina 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ohhhhh thats not good lol
2007-10-08 20:01:09 · answer #9 · answered by ♥FANCYS_MAMMA♥ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
dfd
2007-10-07 18:11:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋