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Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything: tutors, flash cards, special learning centers. In a last-ditch effort, they took Tommy and enrolled him in the local Catholic school.

After the first day, Little Tommy came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying.

His mother was amazed.

She called him to dinner. To her shock, the minute he was done he marched back to his room without a word and in no time he was back hitting the books as hard as before.

This went on for some time, day after day while his mother tried to understand what made all the difference.

Finally, Little Tommy brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on the table and went up to his room and hit the books.

With great trepidation, his mom looked at it. To her surprise, little Tommy got an A in math.

She could no longer hold her curiosity. She went to his room and said, "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?"

Little Tommy looked at her and shook his head, "No!"

"Well, then," she asked, "was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms? WHAT was it?"

Little Tommy looked at her and said, "Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around!"

2007-10-07 18:08:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

OMG! Where did you find this joke? i heared it years and years ago and i could never remember how it went. Thanks so much for posting it:) As always Love ya

2007-10-12 17:09:31 · answer #1 · answered by Laura Q 2 · 1 0

i will comprehend the way u experience in 6th and seventh grade i hated math yet this 3 hundred and sixty 5 days is a lot greater straightforward indexed below are some information that can assist you do your 3 hour homework tonite: detect a quiet place the place there are not any distractions and activate some easy classical song or something soothing. fix a snack and take it with you while you do your homework. make confident your prepared have all your substances and books with you so which you do no longer could desire to maintain getting up and down and unfastened your concentration use a calculator if aloud additionally i comprehend it could get tireding so after each 30 minutes to an hour take a 5 to 10 minute smash and go exterior to get some sparkling air and stretch then come back to artwork the place delicate clothing in case you have a white board this could help you lots. maximum individuals use paper and pencil to do homework which could grow to be boring so swap up your habitual and artwork the priority out on the white board that's going to be greater relaxing and make math greater relaxing too and write the solutions on a bite of paper. additionally do the toughest math problems first, so which you will get them out of ways and then be waiting to grant your techniques a relax whn you do the greater straightforward ones. additionally get a parent to describe something once you go with help, visit the text textile e book, laptop, or call your instructor in case you go with help with a math undertaking. draw close up colourful warning signs that have incouraging words. i might additionally to hire a private coach that can assist you. i'm hoping i helped :) God bless

2016-12-14 10:50:28 · answer #2 · answered by kostenbauber 4 · 0 0

That's a good one, maybe I should have gone to a catholic school.

2007-10-08 03:18:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Spare the rod,spoil the child.Good one.

2007-10-07 18:39:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

hahaha! Another funny joke!

2007-10-08 04:18:25 · answer #5 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0 0

LOL if only it would work with my son!

2007-10-07 18:24:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

hahahah thats cute!

2007-10-07 23:18:16 · answer #7 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0 0

That was great!

2007-10-09 06:16:09 · answer #8 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0 0

haha!that's funny!

2007-10-11 11:55:30 · answer #9 · answered by Christine$hotbabe 3 · 1 0

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