A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.
He told them to go away and let him get some sleep.
However, the bats persisted until finally he gave in.
"OK, follow me," he said, and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.
Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.
Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a hungry frenzy.
"Good," said the first bat tiredly, "Because I didn't!"
2007-10-07 18:05:58 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I am sitting here trying to put something smart and catchy onscreen, but can only think of my beautiful kids sleeping; I am watching them now. We've got a lot going on right now, some serious sh!t to say the least, and your humor is a great stress-reliever. So is the Stoli lemonade I have at my leisure right now. (((sips))) So, keep it up, you make a difference. Everyone can, if they try.
Poor bat. Hope it wasn't a SEA-BAT!!!
2007-10-08 16:28:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Alright cool story but bats are not really blind. they are deaf they use there nose to sense what they cant here althuogh they have a hard time seeing in the dark, they are not blind so that is just a tale, kinda like the one Im telling,I really dont know a thing about bats as a matter of fact Im scared of them
2016-05-18 21:55:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlXGpmm0ecGCAgQH6f1GfMDsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071006173101AAh64e8
But how bout this one
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
2007-10-07 18:13:22 · answer #3 · answered by NICO Bam Bam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hence the old saying"Blind as a Bat"
2007-10-07 18:42:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes i have posted it a while ago but its a good one
2007-10-07 18:18:51 · answer #5 · answered by kissmtbutt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard that one and it was funny!!!!
2007-10-09 06:19:11 · answer #6 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one! I have never heard the joke so thanks again!
2007-10-08 01:27:38 · answer #7 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋