Three ministers were at a function: a Pentecostal, an Anglican and a Methodist.
Drinks were served and there was a choice between wine or grape juice. The Anglican and the Methodist both took a glasses of wine, but the
Pentecostal said, "I'd rather commit adultery than pollute myself with alcohol!"
The Methodist quickly placed his wine back on the tray. "I didn't realise there was a third choice," he said.
2007-10-07 18:03:05 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent! I loved it!
2007-10-07 18:11:39 · answer #1 · answered by gigi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another good one. Too bad there wasn't a Presbyterian minister there because I go to a Presbyterian church.
2007-10-08 08:15:27 · answer #2 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lets hear it from the jehovah witness and mormons.
2007-10-08 01:25:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-10-08 01:18:55 · answer #4 · answered by Pustic 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!
2007-10-09 13:20:05 · answer #5 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-08 01:06:31 · answer #6 · answered by Kat Tun! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋