1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first.
8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
2007-10-07 17:59:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao
2007-10-07 18:02:51 · answer #1 · answered by Tiara 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can't tell you how relieved I am to know that someone else feels this way too!!! A star for you!!!
2007-10-08 06:50:43 · answer #2 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When you look for something,you always find in the last place you look.
2007-10-08 01:45:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and true
2007-10-08 07:56:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-10-08 01:02:11 · answer #5 · answered by i'm awesome 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2007-10-08 01:34:16 · answer #6 · answered by intimadatein 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great and oh so true!!!
2007-10-09 13:22:39 · answer #7 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How true it is.
2007-10-08 01:22:05 · answer #8 · answered by Pustic 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh goodness, i love the shin one, i am always doing that. lmao. thanks
2007-10-13 21:19:44 · answer #9 · answered by KARMA IS IT THOU? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How true all of those are! Thanks again!
2007-10-08 08:06:26 · answer #10 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋