one day before the wedding the guy went to his fiancee's house, there he encountered his fiancee's hot sister and told him "if you want to have s*x with me then go upstairs..
the guy was so shocked and confused then made up his mind. He turned his back then went to his car parked outside and to his surprise his fiancee was there in tears(of joy) and said.. "You just passed the test im ready to marry you tomorrow..."
the moral of the story..
"always put your condoms in your car"
corny isnt it?
2007-10-07 17:03:55 · 14 answers · asked by champs 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
O.K., here's you payback >> This guy's driving around 55 m.p.h down the freeway and he looks to his left and a chicken is running along side his car. He almost goes nuts and speeds up a bit just to see what happens. The chicken keeps up with him!! Man, oh man this is crazy. He floors the gas... chicken hangs in there right along side like before. This guy can't take anymore. Stops his car to take a closer look at the situation. The chicken stops for 2 seconds then runs off over the hill. The guy follows. Chicken ends up at this farm house, farmer sitting under a tree. Guy says to the farmer, "What kind of chicken is this?". Farmer says, "take a close look at that chicken and tell me what you see". Guy says, "Wow, it's got 4 legs!!!" Farmer says, "thats right, I cross bred my chickens with many different 4 leg'ed animals because my kid's like drumsticks, I've got 1,000's of these kinds of chickens. Guy says, "How do they taste?"
Farmer answers, "Don't know... can't catch one yet!!!"
2007-10-07 17:22:53 · answer #1 · answered by the3rdtom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
weres boy number 4?
2016-05-18 21:34:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great! Have a star!
2007-10-07 17:21:07 · answer #3 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats funny, a bit freaky though lol
2007-10-07 17:06:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw that as a condom commercial.
2007-10-07 17:05:51 · answer #5 · answered by Derek B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah...a bit on the corny side...
2007-10-07 17:07:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes and funny!
2007-10-07 17:28:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahhahahahahahhahaha!
i needed that
2007-10-07 17:14:54 · answer #8 · answered by Melanie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and make sure it is not broken
2007-10-07 17:07:53 · answer #9 · answered by madhavan n 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-07 18:20:41 · answer #10 · answered by Kat Tun! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋