One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker...
"It's not talcum powder......
It's 'Miracle Grow'."
2007-10-07 16:41:42 · 16 answers · asked by Kim 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats funny . Does your husband need it.?
2007-10-07 16:53:56 · answer #1 · answered by tony s 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hehehe gets u into greater problem cuz of ways it sounds. No shaggy dog tale i've got been given sent to the workplace in college cuz of me righting a letter it had he he he and that they concept i became into sceeming something out.
2016-10-10 12:31:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Have a star! I try to write a joke back, but it's late. Sorry.
2007-10-07 16:50:14 · answer #3 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha!ha!ha!ha!serves him right!.. 'If some one would say something like that to me,I would do the same thing as what the wife did!perhaps even worst.....
2007-10-07 17:56:24 · answer #4 · answered by hey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is indeed very funny.
2007-10-07 16:52:57 · answer #5 · answered by Guggi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
2007-10-07 16:57:07 · answer #6 · answered by myriah k 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awsome. you deserve a star for this :]
2007-10-07 16:55:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, I like that one!
2007-10-07 17:01:22 · answer #8 · answered by mamabear 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that was funny
2007-10-07 18:47:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay..I really did LOL! at this one.
;)
2007-10-07 17:26:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋