http://www.dudeism.com/
Some quotes:
"The originator of Taoism, Lao Tzu, basically said "smoke 'em if you got 'em" and "mellow out, man" although he said this in ancient Chinese so something may have been lost in the translation."
"Dudeism provides realistic advice for those with emotional problems or just feeling really shitty. All titles will be available as soon as someone gets off their lazy duff and writes them."
Join today!
(No, this is not spam. I just found this on the Net. What do you all think? :D)
2007-10-07 14:59:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Barb, you're already a dudette in my book. This would just make it official!
2007-10-07 15:05:32 · update #1
LOL U.P. Congratz!
2007-10-07 15:07:36 · update #2
SC, I've posted on your question. Bascically, we're at war and we'll get over to pillaging your villages once we get some more cheetos.
2007-10-07 15:10:12 · update #3
Thanks for the info... I know alot of people who would fit in great.
2007-10-07 15:03:51 · answer #1 · answered by Zombie Princess, (2012) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny. A joke of a religion. Just what the world needs. Order the T-shirt and help this web site owner get a few dollars richer. I'll pass on this one. I would have to because I'm not stoned out of my gourd! Yikes!
2007-10-07 15:07:03 · answer #2 · answered by Native Spirit 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Discordianism is another one -- Eris doesn't give a flying golden apple if you believe in Her or not....
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/
Here's a relevant quote:
"I have come to tell you that you are free. Many ages ago, My consciousness left man, that he might develop himself. I return to find this development approaching completion, but hindered by fear and by misunderstanding.
You have built for yourselves psychic suits of armor, and clad in them, your vision is restricted, your movements are clumsy and painful, your skin is bruised, and your spirit is broiled in the sun.
I am chaos. I am the substance from which your artists and scientists build rhythms. I am the spirit with which your children and clowns laugh in happy anarchy. I am chaos. I am alive, and I tell you that you are free."
As for the rest of the religion's "rules" -- consult your OWN DRATTED pineal gland for them
2007-10-07 15:20:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anne Hatzakis 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Read:
Acts 2:21
1 & 2 Thes
Eph 2:8-9
Matt 25
Luke 16:19-31
Romans
2007-10-07 15:26:32 · answer #4 · answered by robert p 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sarah Silverman is a role model of mine.
Dudette, huh?
Love the Big Lebowski too.
2007-10-07 15:24:28 · answer #5 · answered by Nurse Winchester 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think I'll get into martial arts when I get my 3 days off every week. Maybe Karate. Haya
2007-10-07 15:10:55 · answer #6 · answered by Pansy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Although the man-centered-ness...eh, still too much like early religions. lol
2007-10-07 15:05:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have just been ordained a "Dudeist Priest." lol
The Dude used to hang out in R&S... I miss him... and his white russians, too.
2007-10-07 15:07:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious.
2007-10-07 15:10:40 · answer #9 · answered by Samurai Jack 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
simbha_07 treats objects like women, man.
2007-10-07 15:14:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
:) We are of the same mindset tonight, apparently.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqitRNqG.kepOaaItT0r0gXsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071007180002AAR1Ls4
2007-10-07 15:07:58 · answer #11 · answered by SC 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋