(Just kidding....lol) Unless of course you really do
2007-10-07 14:57:19 · 11 answers · asked by . 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I heard some of you worship the noodles......mmm...very interesting
2007-10-07 14:58:14 · update #1
It is a serious offense to mock FSM(pbuh).
2007-10-07 15:06:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aha, but what is thy noodley offering?
Do not forget the parable of the three boys and how they used their noodles:
Three boys had an opportunity to please the great noodley one one day in their (at least weekly) sacriment of eating noodles.
The first boy chose his noodles wisely with rich hearty whole wheat noodles enriched with vitamins and drenched a homemade sauce or tomato and garlic and lo there was even thyme and sage and blessed Oregano. And the great noodley one was pleased and blessed him with health and wealth and many hot women to dance with on Saturday night.
The second boy chose organic noodles as well, but just the wheat kind and also store-bought sauce. The noodley one was not so pleased, but gave him health sometimes and wealth sometimes, but no hot women to dance with on Saturday night.
The third boy, however, cooked plain cheap white noodles and cheap canned sauce and the noodley one was dissatisfied. He made his tummy rumble and feel insatiated. So the boy ate more and more and got really fat and now he has spent all his money destroying his health and no woman will dance with him - especially on Saturday night, which is when he just sits at home watching Saturday Night Live even though it's a has-been show and the jokes are hardly funny any more.
2007-10-07 22:12:12 · answer #2 · answered by urukorcs 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Obviously you've never heard of His Holiness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Bless His Noodly Appendages! Halleleujah! Amen.
2007-10-07 22:14:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Atheist don't pray.. not even to noodles.
Now the Flying Spaghetti Monster is an issue.. as he could swoop down and destroy the planet before I finish my spaghetti...
2007-10-07 22:08:36 · answer #4 · answered by gemma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NOT noodles, but more specifically the FSM(The Flying Spaghetti Monster)....it's close, so it doesn't matter anyways
2007-10-07 22:00:38 · answer #5 · answered by 8theist 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope, the thought never crossed my mind. Maybe because I don't have a spaghetti night...
2007-10-07 22:01:11 · answer #6 · answered by t_rex_is_mad 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It isn't as if the noodles have much choice, is it?
2007-10-07 22:00:57 · answer #7 · answered by pufferoo 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, I pray to cheese to fill my belly...lol...how do you come up with this stuff?
2007-10-07 22:10:49 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice eye, it's like looking into the window of your soul... that is, if you have one.
2007-10-07 22:23:18 · answer #9 · answered by Pansy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No need-the meatballs always do the trick!!!!!
2007-10-07 21:59:49 · answer #10 · answered by SteelRain 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋