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Smila was in trouble. He forgot his 25th anniversary. His partner,Babyblue was
really pissed.

Babyblue told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his partner woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, Babyblue put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Smila has been missing since Friday.

2007-10-07 14:48:36 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

25 answers

Hahahahhahahahaaaaaa Wrinkly's gonna kill ya now hahahahahahaaaa

2007-10-08 04:40:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Wicked!!!!!

10/10 + *

Smila was last seen on a slow boat to China.........

2007-10-07 21:23:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 2 0

Ha ha ha I`d go missing as well

2007-10-08 01:08:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

i hope little johnny wasnt close by when she bent down to pick up that box, another veiw like that would have finished him of for good..lol good 1.

2007-10-07 20:29:21 · answer #4 · answered by strongbow 3 · 4 0

I just saw Smila running down the road!!xx

2016-05-18 03:53:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hehehe, looks like she wiped the smile off his face, another good one hun, pmsl

have a star

xxxxxxxxxxxxx

2007-10-08 01:00:59 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2 0

Haha! That's Fukked! Kekeke.

2007-10-07 15:03:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

hahahahahaa and i havn't seen smila since friday either ....pmsl

2007-10-08 06:20:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

well it's her own fault for picking the wrong man
what can i say but that is well funny
starred

2007-10-08 02:08:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Good one!

2007-10-07 19:40:30 · answer #10 · answered by Mind-waster 3 · 3 0

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