A small boy was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"
The copper said, "What's he like?"
The little boy replied, "Beer and women!"
On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple go to get changed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe."
The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My word, you are so beautiful, let me take your picture.
Puzzled, she asks, "My picture?"
He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever."
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.
He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now."
At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, oh, oh my, let me get a picture."
He beams and asks, "Why?"
2007-10-07 14:15:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
She answers, "So I can get it enlarged."
2007-10-07 14:15:26 · update #1
Good morning to you to. Yep those are better.
2007-10-07 22:17:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LoL! Yeah, that's pretty funny. Reminds me of the honeymoon couple who are in a hotel room, and they hear some funny sounds in the next room. The husband says he's going to go knock on their door and see what all the commotion is about. He comes back a few minutes later and the bride asks what was going on. "They're playing a game in there, honey. They're both naked, and he's throwing oranges at her and she's throwing donuts at him. I think it would be fun to play that game, don't you?" The bride agreed, and so he threw grapefruits at her, and she threw lifesavers at him.
It may take a few minutes to "get" this joke. It's an oldie, by the way.....
2007-10-07 14:23:52 · answer #2 · answered by gldjns 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nice 1
2007-10-07 22:43:38 · answer #3 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
untrue. you are able to ask my spouse and she or he'll say i'm all those issues, different than gay. you should locate somebody who grew to become into raised precise. It took my spouse and that i finding to different states to locate love. She grew to become into 26 and that i grew to become into 31 as quickly as we met. from time to time you are able to desire to attend till adulthood has set in to locate the main suitable one. so some distance as jokes bypass, it grew to become right into a solid one to be shared with different women. i'm not proper, yet I attempt and be the excellent husband and father i would be.
2016-10-21 09:43:03 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-10-07 23:57:18 · answer #5 · answered by Liss 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the first one. :]
2007-10-07 14:17:34 · answer #6 · answered by This Gurl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2007-10-07 14:17:58 · answer #7 · answered by D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-10-07 14:18:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes much better today. lol
2007-10-07 22:57:05 · answer #9 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-10-07 23:39:24 · answer #10 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋