The scene: A Marine Basic Training Camp. One morning the Captain calls Sargent Black into his office and tells him "When you line up the troops this morning you need to inform Private Jones that his mother died." "Yes Sir!" says Black. That morning a s the men were lined up Black bellows out "Hup hey ho ho Jones your mother died." Jones falls over with a heart attack. A month later the Captain calls Black into his office and says, "Black you need to tell Private Smith his mother died--but this time us e some tact--I don't want to loose another good recruit. "Yes Sir!" Black answers. This time when the men are lined up Black yells out " OK--all you men with living mothers take one step forward----NOT SO FAST SMITH!"
2007-10-07 13:41:14 · 5 answers · asked by Jared 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
as pvt.pyle would say "shazam"
2007-10-07 13:59:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey man.....bad timing. Allot of guys are die-ing out there for us and you. Do what ever. But allow me the 10 points. Just because you know better. Cool man. Be safe.
The Woodman
2007-10-07 20:49:06 · answer #2 · answered by woodster 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-07 20:46:42 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have a cousin lost his leg in the marines.
2007-10-07 20:48:33 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my brothers name is jared and hes a marine
2007-10-07 20:45:58 · answer #5 · answered by harrypotter addict 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋