A guy goes to the supermarket and notice an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello. He´s rather taken a back because he can´t place where he knows her from. So he says, " Do you know me?"
To wich she replies," I think you´re the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, " My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, " No, I´m your son´s teacher."
2007-10-07 13:12:43 · 15 answers · asked by Happy Feet 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMFG ROTFL HILARIOUS!!!hahahahaha
2007-10-07 13:21:13 · answer #1 · answered by Arielle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-07 20:40:40 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one, most wouldnt of figured that one out.
2007-10-07 20:15:53 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one my friend.
Take care.
2007-10-08 12:47:08 · answer #4 · answered by Sorry deleted 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice to have a laugh before bedtime--goodnight :D
2007-10-07 20:17:55 · answer #5 · answered by dianemarieperrine 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That made my night.
2007-10-07 20:18:46 · answer #6 · answered by Cool Dogg Ringer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG!
that is hilarious.
you made my night. Thank you!
2007-10-07 20:15:08 · answer #7 · answered by jes1219 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
2007-10-07 20:15:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
2007-10-07 20:39:20 · answer #9 · answered by Alone within me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. wet celery..
2007-10-07 20:15:48 · answer #10 · answered by Jennifer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋