1.free drinks
2.free dinners
3.you can hug your friend without wondering if she thinks you're gay
4.you know the truth about weither size matters
5.speeding ticket? why officer, what's that?
6.you've never experianced walking around school with a sweater/sweatshirt stragtegically placed in front of your crotch.
7.condoms do not affect your enjoyment of sex
8.you can sleep your way to the top
9.nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep
10.it's possible to live your whole life without taking a group shower
11.if you cheat on your bf people assume it's because you've been emotionally neglected
12.you'll never have to punch a hole though anything with your fist
13.you're allowed to be afraid of spiders and other creepy crawlies
14.you can quickly end any fight by crying
15.you can talk to people of the opposite sex without picturing them naked
star if you like. :D
2007-10-07
13:01:00
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