Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of marriage as he was sensitive about his wooden leg and a bit afraid no one would have him. In fact, he couldn`t bring himself to tell his fiancee` about his leg when he slipped the ring on her finger, nor when she bought the dress, nor when they picked the time and place. All he kept saying was, "Darling, I`ve got a big surprise for you," at which she blushed and smiled bewitchingly.
The wedding night came and went, and the young couple were at last alone in their hotel room. "Now don`t forget, Harry, you promised me a big surprise," said the bride.
Unable to say a word, Harry turned out the lights, unstrapped his wooden leg, slipped into bed, and placed his wife`s hand on the stump.
"Hmmmmm," she said softly, "that IS a surprise. But pass me the Vaseline and I`ll see what I can do!"
2007-10-07 12:07:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha, brings back memories, saying no more
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2007-10-07 12:23:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Still good enough for a snicker after fifty years.
2007-10-07 12:34:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now!! I haven't heard that one before!!! Every mans dream girl!! hahahahahahahahahaha!!
2007-10-07 12:34:07 · answer #3 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, was she called sally, pmsl hun, another good one
have a star
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2007-10-07 12:51:03 · answer #4 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tee hehe! lol
2007-10-07 12:46:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha good one.
2007-10-07 12:15:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha
your soooooooooo funny
2007-10-07 23:24:05 · answer #7 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha she sounds like a tough lady if she can manage that .....lmfto
2007-10-08 06:26:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Omg too funny lmao....awesome joke....star!
2007-10-07 13:03:37 · answer #9 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wot a gal :) lol
2007-10-07 12:16:32 · answer #10 · answered by mary 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋