Old joke. see what you think of it.?

Question

Old granny was walking home after dark and a thug stoppsd her and asked for her money. She said she didn't have any. The thug said he didn't believe her and started searching her. He went up her dress, down in her blouse and looked in her shoes. Didn't find anything. He says "Ok, Granny. I guess you were telling the truth. I'll let you go". Granny grinned and says "If you will keep searching, I will wright you a check"!!
I know it's old, but maybe some of you hadn't heard it.

Answer 1

haha good one No I never heard it have a star...*

take a look at this one... its realli long but its worth the read

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next
day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic,
19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round
her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The
sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing,
he finally catches her and has his way with her. The same girl shows up for the next four
days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted
to find he has lost 10 lb. as promised. He then calls the company and orders their 5-day,
20 lb. program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful,
sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes
and a sign around her neck tha
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She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes
and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you can catch me you can have me."

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot! This girl is in excellent shape and it
takes him quite a while to catch her but when he does, it's definitely worth every muscle
cramp and wheeze. So for the next four days the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover that he has lost another 20 lb. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day 50 lb. program. "Are
you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds this huge,
muscular 7ft man standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign
around his neck that reads, "I'm Francis. If I catch you, you're mine...".