One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan.
After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you." "Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."
George was broken-hearted. After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Dianne said yes! We're getting married in June."
Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Dianne is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this."
George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.
"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, dad tells me the girl is my half sister."
"Hehehe," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father."
2007-10-07 10:43:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
brilliant
2007-10-07 10:49:01 · answer #1 · answered by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ah yes. Only a mother knows the true father. LOL
2007-10-07 10:56:35 · answer #2 · answered by Irish 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Services for "george's father" begin at 7pm in the nearby church. Lol. Want to attend?
2007-10-07 10:48:45 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA lolz i was soooooo not expecting that ending... great work ive never heard it before
keep posting and keep up the good work =]
2007-10-07 11:20:31 · answer #4 · answered by <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but still neat, Star for you
2007-10-07 10:47:05 · answer #5 · answered by pax5155 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. This had me laughing.
2007-10-07 20:33:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...Kind of obvious but still funny.
2007-10-07 10:46:48 · answer #7 · answered by raven44012 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a good one..your making me laugh again
2007-10-07 12:08:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Payback is a killer... Good one, DC...LOL
2007-10-08 00:04:38 · answer #9 · answered by Brat Sheila♥♫ - the Precocious 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA,HA,HA,HA. That's a good one.
2007-10-07 10:48:11 · answer #10 · answered by coldice8 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋