2007-10-07 09:36:27 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
There's this guy named 'Magic Bus Driver' my neighbor keeps muttering about killing with a bayonet on his bus route, but I have no idea who he's talking about...
2007-10-07 10:04:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Well I live in an area that has town on one side but country on the other so I'd use that to my advantage.
I'd go to a dog rescue place and adopt a large dog that was great with people but not good with other animals.Then I'd pretend to become friends with the person I want dead.
Then in the spring when the farmer puts his beef cattle and their new calves out in the fields I'd pretend to be ill and ask my 'friend' to walk my dog.I'd say I usually walked through the farm fields and it was a good walk.
So he/she goes,the dog goes crazy and scares the calves,the cows get angry and protective and charge and my 'friend' gets trampled to death.
When the police come I claim I warned him not to go near the cattle as my dog was not safe with livestock,they can't prove otherwise so the death is blamed on his/her own stupidity.
Problem solved.
I have no intention of doing any of this but I reckon is would work.And it wouldn't be animal cruelty as the dog would outrun the angry cattle.
2007-10-07 12:23:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would tell them I need to save my "dog" which is in a forest, before hand I would set up a net trap then I would drag them to a river, cut their throat and let their blood run into the river, then just murder myself cause I would feel terrible that I wasted that much time trying to kill someone.... Or you could just get poison, that works
2016-01-20 23:05:05 · answer #3 · answered by lachy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were a murderous person, I would wear disposable gloves while using a really sharp knife... then I'd make sure I had no witnesses as I throw away the evidence.
2007-10-07 10:45:26 · answer #4 · answered by Sharon Newman (YR) Must Die 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I couldn't actually murder anyone but hypothetically I would use poison, because it does not involve, strength or violence. I couldn't do anything that involved gore or blood or more importantly the chance that I would be contaminated by blood or other body particles, which could be found by forensics. You do not have to put your hands on someone if you poison them so once again no forensic evidence or DNA to be found.
2007-10-07 09:55:19 · answer #5 · answered by marge 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Make sure it's someone you don't know personally, use a silenced rifle so no evidence of your presence could be found, and aim for the head. Those two guys in DC got away with a bunch of murders until one of them started bragging...
2007-10-07 09:54:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I could never intentionally kill someone, (well I dont think) however if I had killed someone I would want to try and dispose of their body - so in that case i would have to drop it in a bath of acid to try and get rid of any dna/ blood/hair/evidence in general.
OMG I obviously watch to many murder/victim programmes!
What an odd question what made you think about it? I hope your not planning a murder lol.
2007-10-07 09:47:08 · answer #7 · answered by little_one 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Stake them out on a deserted beach and wait for the tide to come in just like my Viking ancestors did. I can think of many I would like to do this to, great fun!.
2007-10-07 09:49:30 · answer #8 · answered by flint 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
pummel the **** out of them until they are unconscious then bind them up, remove their fingers with a tool (wrench, pointy end of hammer, hacksaw) break their arms and legs dismember them with the hacksaw, gouge their eyes out and finally saw the top of their skull off and rip the inside of their head out. All in that order
2015-09-16 00:37:22 · answer #9 · answered by Outrageous 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cave their head in with a frozen joint of beef, then cook it and eat it - No Evidence, cool huh :-)
2007-10-07 21:54:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋