Bert & Mabel in nursing home. Bert says 'I'm leaving you 4 Ivy cos she holds my will all night ' Mabel says 'But so do I' Bert says 'Yes but shes got Parkinsons'.
and
It was the happiest day of my life.
Arrived at the church.
Wife waiting ar altar.
Walked up the aisle.
Kissed her on the cheek.
Smiled...
& closed the lid.
2007-10-07 09:25:04 · 19 answers · asked by stardu5t7 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bert &Mabel in a nursing home. Bert says ' I'm leaving you for Ivy cos she holds my willy all night' Mabel says 'But so do I' Bert says 'Yes but she has Parkinsons'
and
It was the happiest day of my life.
Arrived at church.
Wife waiting at the altar
Walked up the aisle.
Kissed her on the cheek.
Smilled...
& closed the lid.
2007-10-07 09:31:13 · update #1
Excellent lol, have a star.
2007-10-07 09:27:54 · answer #1 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
women in kitchen boiling eggs husband walks in she says quick make love to me now what was that all about he said egg timer is broke she replies
2007-10-07 18:49:47 · answer #2 · answered by tamara 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
3 out of 10 try again
2007-10-07 16:28:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
wabbish i am ashamed u evil man. u give comedy a bad name. now i can wake up in the morning and know that i truly hate someone.tut tut pure evil
2007-10-07 16:35:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very good thank you for Sharing.
2007-10-07 16:29:35 · answer #5 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh very good I liked those
2007-10-07 16:31:32 · answer #6 · answered by Bezza 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good, love the humour, keep it up.
2007-10-07 16:49:36 · answer #7 · answered by greenfingers thumbs up. 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-10-08 04:18:27 · answer #8 · answered by angjam02 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very good laughed my *** of not!!!!! they could have been better bt if we went to watch a famous comedian would we laugh
2007-10-07 16:31:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
confusin sori
2007-10-07 16:42:52 · answer #10 · answered by cerri-anne 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋