Doctors:
The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000
Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000
Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services.
Guns:
The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000
The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500
The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188.
Statistics courtesy of F.B.I.
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Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."
FACT: Not everyone has a gun, but almost everyone has at least one doctor.
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat immediatly. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!
2007-10-07 09:18:10 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks a lot mate i am going into hospital on Tuesday for an operation ,just destroyed my confidence in doctors ,ha ha
2007-10-07 10:05:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Doctors are worthless. Like car mechanics that can only put used spare parts back into your car. At least if a mechanic kills your car, you can at least buy a new car. A doctor just kills you then goes out and plays golf.
2007-10-07 10:11:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good ones!
2007-10-07 09:23:08 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
call a vet, i just split me sides laughing
2007-10-07 09:50:37 · answer #4 · answered by boris the spider 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
umm sori but haws tha funni??
2007-10-07 09:29:40 · answer #5 · answered by cerri-anne 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lolz.
2007-10-07 10:27:21 · answer #6 · answered by lilcutie8899 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-07 09:25:28 · answer #7 · answered by justme 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋