''I'm baffled by your yellow penis,'' the doctor told his patient.
''Does anyone else in your family have this condition?''
The concerned fellow shook his head.
''Do you handle any chemicals at work?''
''I don't work. I'm unemployed.''
Well, what do you do all day?''
''Oh, I mostly sit around watching porno movies, eating Quavers.''
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Worried about his failing eyesight, a man goes to his optician - who tells him he must stop masturbating.
''Why?'' asks the man, worriedly, ''Am I going blind?''
''No, your eyesight is fine,'' says the optician, ''But it upsets the other patients in the waiting room.''
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An Essex girl is out driving one day when her car skids and hits the car in front. As she's injured, an ambulance is called and a medic quickly arrives.
''What's your name, love? he asks.
''Tracy,'' she replies.
The medics sees a lot of blood.
''Tracy'' he asks, ''where are you bleeding from?''
''Romford,'' she replies.
Hope you liked...Toe.
2007-10-07 09:07:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Quavers!?!?! must be a regional food. oooh you must be from the U.K. 'cause our joke over here goes Cheetos.
2nd one it's cool.
3rd one - must be a regional joke. Not familiar with Romford.
2007-10-07 09:11:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked the 1st one better. It reminds me of the 95 year old man that went to confession. Once inside the "booth" he explicitly tells the priest about the young lady he was with the evening before and how they made love 5 times in one night. The Priest asks him when he'd been to his last confession and the man says Never! The priest asks him why not, and he says because he's Jewish. The priest then asks him why he came to the Catholic church to tell it to the priest. The old man replies: "Father, I'm 95 years old, ....I'm telling everybody I meet!"
2016-05-18 01:48:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-07 09:13:31 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star for the 2nd joke, thought it was brill.
Very smutty, very good
2007-10-08 00:48:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol on all 3
2007-10-07 09:11:58 · answer #5 · answered by NotTheStatusQuo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Anthony your on a roll again tonight,here have a star and thanks for the laugh will send some in shortly.........Toe.
2007-10-07 09:47:49 · answer #6 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bleeding hell, That's funny
2007-10-07 09:20:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha ye they pretti gud lol
2007-10-07 09:14:55 · answer #8 · answered by cerri-anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ...funny..made me laugh!
2007-10-07 09:13:42 · answer #9 · answered by HappyShopper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha very good x
2007-10-07 09:10:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋